I was bored. DON'T JUDGE ME

1) Thou shalt not knowingly troll.
2) Thou shalt not unknowingly troll, either.
3) Thou shalt not promise to harm someone over the internet.
4) Thou shalt not clutter the BBS with your dumbass threads.
5) Thou shalt not complain of the Mods.
6) Unless they're being assholes.
7) Thou shalt not knowingly post memes.
8) I'ma let you finish and all, but commandment 1 was the best commandment of all time. OF ALL TIME.
9) Thou shalt not force memes down our throats.
10) Though shalt not lol,rofl, or lmao more then twice a day.
11) Thou Shalt Not Post Lolcats.
12) Thou Shalt NOT POST LOLCATS.
13) DON'T FUCKING POST LOLCATS.
14) Thou shalt not knowingly create copypasta
15) Thou shalt not have a signature of mixed sources
16) Thou shalt not be a whiny little 13 year old
17) Newfags are ok to laugh at.
18) Thou shalt not discriminate on the join date of a user.
19) Thou shalt not worship another forums ADMIN.
20) Thou shalt not know any forums besides this.
21) Thou shalt not click on ads, you idiot
22) Thou shalt not make threads about your BORING ASS LIFE.
23) Thou shalt not make crappy photoshop threads.
24) I'm looking at you, fucktard.
25) Derp derp derp.
26) Thou shalt always give thanks to the ADMIN.
27) Thou shalt not steal the signature of another user.
28) Thou shalt not make crappy flashes and say 'best flash EVA!!!0111!!112321345qeCheeto.
29) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
30) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
31) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
32) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
33) Every list stops being funny at 10.
34) Thou shalt not Partake of the worships of the 4chanians,
35) or those who dwell in the ebuam world,
36) Or those who knowingly partake in SPAMfests.
37) Thou shalt not act like you know everything
38) Unless your Poxy.
39) Thou shalt not attempt to bypass bans, for the are the will of the ADMIN.
40) Thou shalt not utter the word 'dickneck',
42) you faggot.
43) You're not an uber leet haxor.
44) You're NOT an ub3r 1337 h4x0r
45) Thou shalt not hack
46) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
47) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
48) Always proxy.
49) Every year, on the first week of April, thou shalt be kinder to your fellow Newgrounder.
50) Destroy the Infidels
1337) If you find a non-believer who curses the Newgroundian way, you may Troll, hack, Flame, and Annoy him until he converts
52) Thou shalt not make pointless flame wars
53) Thou shalt not have signatures that are fucking 600x800 and full of gittery pictures of Edward.
54) Thou shalt not partake in the reading of Twilight.
55) Thou shalt flame any Twifag you see.
56) Thou shalt always fear the ADMIN.
57) Thou shalt always flame /b/, but secretly go there all the time.
58) Thou shalt not lie about your age.
59) Or about your dating experience.
60) Thou shalt not knowingly SPAM links for virus-infested sites
61) You fuckers.
62) Thou shalt not become a SPAMbot
63) Thou shalt not harass the holy FULP, for he doesn't give a fuck about your whining
64) Thou shalt harass the prophet WADE, however.
65) Mods are always right.
66) Even when they're wrong.
67) Thou shalt not knowingly let /thread past your fingers.
68) Thou shalt not own a Mac, without being ashamed.
69) Thou shalt not own a Zune, without killing yourself.
70) Thou shalt not make pointless lists of rules you made up that you think are funny.
71) Thou shalt not question the ADMIN's will
72) If you don't like it, GTFO
73) Do not tell another person to STFU
74) You can't make anyone do anything over the internet, retard
75) Every sunday shall be the holiday of the Tankkath, where thou shalt not do any work, but simply enjoy the Newgroundian joy of living.
76) Why the fuck are you still reason this?
77) Seriously.
78) Thou shalt not call COPYPASTA or SHENANIGANS without proof
79) Thou shalt not harass people for the sauce.
80) Holy fuck, how did I fill 80 of these.
81) Thou shalt not lie about being a girl.
82) Thou shalt not mention 'the game'
83) You lost it, by the way.
84) Thou shalt not rick-roll
85) Unless people will never suspect it.
86) Thou shalt not call yourself Anon.
87) Thou shalt not visit goatse, lemontub or 2girls1cup.
88) You sicko.
89) Thou shalt not direct newfags to those sites either.
90) Thou shalt not illegally download music.
91) I'm kidding, of course.
92) Thou shalt not make SPAM.
93) Thou shalt not be an ass and join the RIAA.
94) You're not Anon, get over yourself.
95) Anyone who is over level 50, is a Holy Prophet appointed by the ADMIN.
96) Do not utter the ADMIN's name,
97) 'Cuz Tom doesn't like it.
98) Derp derp
99) Thou shalt not visit porn more then 5 times a day.
100) Thou shalt be fruitful and jack off a lot.
101) Holy fuck, you're still reading?
102) Thou shalt not flame another Newgrounder.
103) 4Chan is an open target though.
104) Scientology is the Chosen religion.
105) Longcat is NOT loooooong.
106) If you believed 104, get out.
107) You're not cool.
108) Trust me, you'll know when you're popular.
109) No, you're not 'one of the gang'.
110) For fuck's sake, no one here likes you.
11111111) Every Pico Day, thou shalt rejoice in the mercy of the ADMIN, and be kind to your fellow Newgroundian.
112) Every Madness day, thou shalt kill as many unbelievers as you can.
113) This stopped being funny before it was made.
114) Demotivational Posters are NOT cool.
115) Photoshop threads are ALSO not cool.
116) Don't ask your fucking video game questions here.
117) Thou shalt hate Runescape.
118) Thou shalt also hate Maplestory.
119) Thou shalt always check your spelling.
120) Thou shalt make sense, dammit.
121) Thou shalt not kiss the ass of the mods, it won't get you anyway.
122) Don't ask to be a mod, you idiot.
123) You're not good at flash.
124) Your stick figure collab is NOT a good flash, either.
125) Don't be unoriginal in your flashes.
126) DON'T FUCKING MAKE ANOTHER SHITTY SONIC FLASH.
127) Mario is only acceptable if it's quality work.
128) It's not new, it's been done before.
129) Still reading? What the hell is wrong with you!
130) Don't foward stupid fucking office jokes to all your friends.
131) It's not funny, whatever it is.
132) Thou shalt worship the Tankman.
133) Thou shalt not partake in the ritual of the Copypasta.
.7) Don't copy other people's work. Be original, you sick fuck.

I shall take a break from the Commandments and quote a passage from the holy Sega Genesis chapter.

' And on the end of the third day, Tom, our ADMIN, hath created Newgrounds; and he beamed down on his creation; and he laughed as he smacked walruses around; and he enjoyed life to the fullest. And indeed, on one day, the ADMIN added another of his creations to the Holy Site. Soon, he opened the Holy Land to all to see, and he called them, and indeed they came, brining along many miracles and happenings; and all was well in the land of Newgrounds for a while.'